The Dating Curse
I think I might be cursed. For some strange reason I attract or end up with the crazy of all crazy when it comes to dating. From werewolves to narcissists, I have had a date with all those nuts. I could understand if they had been drinking or on drugs, unfortunately, that was not the case. Let me tell you my story.
Hurricane coming so I have a date. We went to a movie and hung out here and had dinner. The first evening Mick seemed normal. So I decided I would go out with him again the following weekend. We decide to go hang out with his friends and on the way to their house he tells me not to say anything to anyone, but he is a werewolf that changes during a full moon. To boot, he is also being stalked by every woman he has ever met. This is a 40 year old man who is sober and I am pretty sure he believes himself. So we finally get to the pub where he only has one or two beers, which is cool, but then SOBER-he tells me the cigarette rep in the bar is conspiring against him and his family. At this point I am sure he is a paranoid schizophrenic. I wish it weren't but this is a true story. I cannot even blame it on craigslist meet up.
Date the following month later is with Mr. Narcissist himself. Oh and a racist to boot. Not much more sane than Mr. Wolf, they were both delusional. After one drink and some cheese sticks I got up and walked home a mile down a highway. All because he didn't want to pay a 15.00 tab he started because he wasn't going to get sex. This one is about 45 and acts like he is still a college jock. The only jock he needs is a strap.
Gentleman, grow up. If you want to get lucky or obtain a really great girl, they like to be treated like a princess and not your therapist. I really can't fix crazy or stupid. And your happiness is not my responsibility. If your on drugs or drunk, atleast you have an excuse for your illusions.
Yes ladies, this is a true story. I am about to get a subscription to verify these folks before the first date. So beware internet meet ups. The dating curse? Or just a run of bad luck? You decide. If there is something you want atleast man the fuck up and be honest about it before getting upset over a 15.00 tab, in fact, he coulda gotten lucky for less down at the Silver Springs Hotel no tell. Now my question to the gods, is this some kind of joke for your personal entertainment? Because it is really funny.
Hurricane coming so I have a date. We went to a movie and hung out here and had dinner. The first evening Mick seemed normal. So I decided I would go out with him again the following weekend. We decide to go hang out with his friends and on the way to their house he tells me not to say anything to anyone, but he is a werewolf that changes during a full moon. To boot, he is also being stalked by every woman he has ever met. This is a 40 year old man who is sober and I am pretty sure he believes himself. So we finally get to the pub where he only has one or two beers, which is cool, but then SOBER-he tells me the cigarette rep in the bar is conspiring against him and his family. At this point I am sure he is a paranoid schizophrenic. I wish it weren't but this is a true story. I cannot even blame it on craigslist meet up.
Date the following month later is with Mr. Narcissist himself. Oh and a racist to boot. Not much more sane than Mr. Wolf, they were both delusional. After one drink and some cheese sticks I got up and walked home a mile down a highway. All because he didn't want to pay a 15.00 tab he started because he wasn't going to get sex. This one is about 45 and acts like he is still a college jock. The only jock he needs is a strap.
Gentleman, grow up. If you want to get lucky or obtain a really great girl, they like to be treated like a princess and not your therapist. I really can't fix crazy or stupid. And your happiness is not my responsibility. If your on drugs or drunk, atleast you have an excuse for your illusions.
Yes ladies, this is a true story. I am about to get a subscription to verify these folks before the first date. So beware internet meet ups. The dating curse? Or just a run of bad luck? You decide. If there is something you want atleast man the fuck up and be honest about it before getting upset over a 15.00 tab, in fact, he coulda gotten lucky for less down at the Silver Springs Hotel no tell. Now my question to the gods, is this some kind of joke for your personal entertainment? Because it is really funny.
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